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We Are Running Out Of Paperclips Inter-Office Memo By Ingrid Jackson – TheNutsLoose.com
Posted by myspanishtranslator in By Ingrid Jackson, Funny Stuff, Stuff I like on May 21, 2013
It has come to our attention that our staff is in an uproar because we are running out of paperclips. Due to some imminent budget cuts, we stopped ordering paperclips last month on the 26th. We want you to know that we are working very hard to find a solution to this problem, as we know that during your workday you have papers to clip and a stapler just won’t do!
This brings me to a very important announcement and I must now let you know that as of this week we have also ceased to order staples, disposable coffee cups, sugar, milk and cream. Our hearts are with you, therefore we will continue to order coffee, but if you want to drink it, as of this Friday we will start deducting $1.00 from each and every one of your paychecks, to cover for the expense of the water used to brew the coffee. You will need to bring your own coffee cups and please keep in mind that if your coffee cup is not disposable, you are not allowed to wash it throughout the day. If you are caught washing your coffee cup in the break room or seen washing it in the bathroom via our hidden cameras, we will have to start charging you $2.00 a week instead of $1.00 to cover you water expenses!!
If you bring milk from home for your coffee, please stop by the… Continue reading here!
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Ingrid Jackson is Interviewed About “The Nut Show” 4 TheNutsLoose.com – YouTube
Posted by myspanishtranslator in By Ingrid Jackson, Funny Stuff, Stuff I like on February 25, 2013
Ingrid Jackson is Interviewed About “The Nut Show” 4 TheNutsLoose.com – YouTube.
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FREE Spanish Lesson # 15 TheNutsLoose.com – Ingrid Jackson
Posted by myspanishtranslator in By Ingrid Jackson, Learn Español for Free on February 24, 2013
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Resiliency For Life, translated/transcribed to Spanish!
Posted by myspanishtranslator in Around The World, By Ingrid Jackson on February 18, 2013
I just finished Transcribing/translating Michael H Ballard awesome interview
Check it out below!
Just click play and then on “CC” for close caption at the bottom of the video and click on Spanish
If any of you guys need my Spanish translation/transcription services, feel free to contact me for rates.
TheNutsLoose.com | The nut talks about her morning coffee…
Posted by myspanishtranslator in By Ingrid Jackson, Funny Stuff, Stuff I like on February 17, 2013
I dunno why, nobody cares, but yeah, she insisted and now we all have to sit here and read this crap about the nut and her stupid mornings, her coffee and all that other crap.
The interjections are mine, but she has NO idea that I was there, or here now with you and all of us together, sooo don’t tell her.
If I lose my job, which in a sense makes my whole identity, we, meaning you, I and everybody else in her head and here all of us gathered today, are going to have some major problems. Just saying! Ohh yeahh I mean it, it is on!
Who am I?… Who am I?
OMG, I know you didn’t just ask that… it’s me Sammy, everybody knows that, hellooo!
Anyway, I don’t want to waste anymore of my precious time with you…
Ohh please shut up, if you had something better to do you would not be here right now reading this crap, who are you kidding?!?
Sooo, without further ado here is some bullshit for you to read and to waste your time with even further.
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Author the nut
There is something very magical about the first cup of coffee. (Okaaay) I love waking up very early, when everyone else is still sleeping to enjoy the stillness and solitude that the first morning silence brings. (That is when she makes her master plan to kill us all!!) After feeling grateful for another day, (another opportunity to write crap like this one) there is nothing like pairing that feeling with a nice hot cup of coffee. (Roiiight, sooo that’s what you call it!!)
It is my time to gather my thoughts for the day, (I wonder where she…
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Ingrid Jackson’s Spanish Lessons Update Video + The Nut :-)
Posted by myspanishtranslator in By Ingrid Jackson, Stuff I like on January 31, 2013
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“Sometimes my mind wanders; other times it leaves completely.” – Unknown
Posted by myspanishtranslator in By Ingrid Jackson, Funny Stuff, Stuff I like on January 23, 2013
“Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.” ― Charles Bukowski
Laughter is what it is all about, grab a diaper and check these hilarious videos out!
Laughter is what it’s all about!
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“Before I criticize someone”…
Posted by myspanishtranslator in By Ingrid Jackson, Stuff I like on January 23, 2013
Sorry, there is nothing else to that quote. That was it!
Hey, but as long as we have you here, may we ask?…
What do you think came first the egg or the chicken?
No, really, we want to know. Sometimes we just can’t sleep trying to figure it out, it really bothers us, ALL of us!!!
So if you know, think you know or know someone who knows, please let us KNOW by posting a comment below with what you think you know, which may be true or not, but we don’t know that for certain either. So, until… continue reading here!
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TheNutsLoose.com | Quote of the Day – January 6th, 2013
Posted by myspanishtranslator in By Ingrid Jackson on January 15, 2013
TheNutsLoose.com | City Appears out of THIN AIR!!!
Posted by myspanishtranslator in By Ingrid Jackson, Travel With Me!, What Others Are Saying! on January 15, 2013
TheNutsLoose.com | City Appears out of THIN AIR!!!.
City Appears out of THIN AIR!!!
I found this video on Youtube, what do you guys think of this?
Bullcrap or real, what do you think?
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