TheNutsLoose.com FREE Low Self Esteem Support group

Before we start we would like to announce that unfortunately the peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict.

And for those of you worried about current events, please know that you are not alone. Don’t let worry kill you off – let the us help!

This picture is courtesy of Amir Kuckovic
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Support Group Schedule:
Our Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet on Sundays at 5 AM. Please use the back door and don’t look at anyone on your way in!

Cheer up, cause remember…
“A day without sunshine is like, night.”

P.S. About our Saturday early morning car parade… don’t forget to please “Honk if you love Peace and Quiet”

Thank You
The Nut!
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Nut In Training Exercises

1) Reply to everything someone says with “that’s what you think”

2) Make beeping noises when a person backs up

3) Sing along at the opera

4) Finish all your sentences with “accordance to prophesy”

5) Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you’ll be saying more.

6) Never make eye contact

7) Meow occasionally

8) Walk around with a cooler that say “human head” on the side

9) In an elevator, draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your “personal space.”

10) Announce in a crowded place, in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”

11) Staple papers in the middle of the page.

12) Publicly investigate just how slowly you can

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Party Favors and Pizzas

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What happens at a bachelorette party, should stay at a bachelorette party. Especially the party favors.

Since I’ll soon be moving to start my residency, I’m in the process of crossing a number of things off my bucket list. Because this is me we’re talking about, most of that involves eating food from some of our local restaurants.

On this particular day, I was quite exhausted (I’m still a bit worn out post-surgery) and decided that I’d cross one food off the list by ordering pizza. Now, to be honest I was more ordering pizza as an excuse to order breadsticks, but I can’t be faulted for that.

Anyway, my food finally came and I answered the door to the delivery guy, a man probably in his…  See on domesticdivamd.com

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