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Harry And His First Grade Teacher
Posted by myspanishtranslator in Funny Stuff, Stuff I like, What Others Are Saying! on January 18, 2013
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A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, “Harry, what’s your problem?”
Harry answered, “I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!”
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal’s office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: “What is 3 x 3?”
Harry: “9.”
Principal: “What is 6 x 6?”
Harry: “36.”
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, “I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade”
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, “Let me ask him some questions.”
The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, “What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?”
Harry, after a moment: “Legs.”
Ms. Brooks: “What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?”
The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
Harry replied: “Pockets.”
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FREE Spanish Lesson # 12
Posted by myspanishtranslator in By Ingrid Jackson, Learn Español for Free on July 16, 2012
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Students Suspended For Riding Bikes To School – CBS Detroit
Posted by myspanishtranslator in What Others Are Saying! on May 23, 2012
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Sixty-five students at a West Michigan high school were suspended for riding bikes to school on the last day of their senior year without informing administrators. See on detroit.cbslocal.com
…”The problem is: Nobody told Principal Katie Pennington.”
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“Can someone hand Principal Pennington a Maxi Pad, please?
Oh yes, I did go there!”
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